After recovering from Duck-gate, I recognize it was a poor initial decision on my part. It’s always hard to calculate the entertainment value for children vs. community mental health . My formula needs adjusting. Luckily the children know, for the most part, that the toys from school, the library, and pool do not belong to them.
But it does explain the flotilla of ducks at home.
Mercifully, it is about time for Andrew’s lesson. You would think Adeline is tired out, because her lesson is basically like a step above drowning. This is not the instructor’s fault. We have all but superglued Adeline’s hands to the wall. Yet she has this sense of invincibility. Always has. ‘I’m surprised they haven’t up-charged me for the number of times the instructor has to fish her out.
Adeline is changed into dry clothing. The parents know to avoid the locker rooms, so we’re relatively contained there. As a self-perseveration tactic I have officially designated the swim lesson as an acceptable alternative to a bath. So we’re down one hurdle. This goes for their towels and swim gear, they go straight in the dryer. They’re a bit starchy after a week, but not unusable.
We emerge from the locker room and I unceremoniously put Julia in the baby jail. It’s dimensions are not overly restrictive, after all. She has a good two inches on each side. I have to run back and forth with different pairs of goggles for Andrew. I don’t remember getting the luxury of goggles when I learned how to swim. Mini-millennials these days.
It’s approximately five minutes after Adeline has used the toilet that she says she has to go to the bathroom. We do not make it. It is not a minor affair. The underwear are not salvageable. I’m grateful that her potty training has advanced as quickly as she had, because that child is going to Pre-K next year if I have to change the requirement myself.
I always start to question to enroll them in extracurricular activities. I’m the parent who is tasked with bringing them to soccer and swimming, so it’s self-induced torture. I think I rationalize that they’ll be so worn out that they will simply fall into their beds, but these activities seem to serve as a warm-up.
It’s not that I wasn’t prepared. I had little bags full of healthy snacks for them to consume en-route, pre-opened. I’ve got the baby bag and miraculously have not forgotten a phone or wallet. Or child. This time.
Sine we’re coming from school, I have the swim bag with folded towels and suits. I have the spelling list laminated with the very best intention of testing him on the words at some point. Frankly, I think Kindergarten homework is a little overrated. It’s less indicative of the child’s skill set and more a test of a parents willingness to laboriously have the child use the word in a sentence, for example. Unless two kids go unattended for a significant period of time, the homework sometimes is not prioritized. It stings a little, as a former educator.
But it’s taken about what, three months of training to have the children bring their backpacks in and get them on a table or somewhere visible. Say, not dropped behind the car where I will inevitably run over them in the morning. I pick my battles.
I always wonder how the children will remember these activities; will they remember the pleasure of learning new athletic and interpersonal time with an attentive, loving mother? Or do the children feel pressured to compete a lesson with a well-intentioned by very frazzled and over-caffeinated mother?
Out of suspicion, I have already arranged and paid for the kids’ first two years of therapy.